My pals Mason & Dixon
In short time I will find myself in the top half of these United States. I'm not sure of the appropriate actions one takes when coming into the top part of this beautiful land. Since I've only been north of the Shenandoah Valley on one other occasion (and all I remember about that trip was the dirtyness of everything and that the Cubbies lost, and a loss by the Cubbies doesn't exactly pinpoint a space in time, but a win however.... ), so I have a few questions before hitting the road to Pittsburg, PA.
- At what point should I begin to drive like Jason Statham in Transporter?
- Do I really need those rear view mirrors I'm so accustomed to using?
- Should I check before changing lanes or just give an apology horn toot and wave if I accidentally take someone out?
- Should I leave my "I hate the Steelers" t-shirt at home?
- Is Donnie Iris really the mayor of Pittsburg?
- Why does Donnie Iris appear to have quit modifying his wardrobe and hairstyle after 1986?
- If I make the Picksburg accent too many times, will it stick like that terrible face my grandma told me to quit making?
- Is it possible to eat at Primanti Brothers and Quaker Steak and Lube in the same day?
- Can we really go dahn nar to Pants N'at? Boy I hope so.
Any tips for the visit, and tips on how to stay sane with two progressive metal fans controlling the iPod for the journey there and back are appreciated.
