I'm 50% impressed with my maturity level at our second parenting class; Breastfeeding Basics. It didn't help that the lactation consultant lady teaching the class was a comedian.  

We had to draw what we thought our newborn looked like (to show us how small their bellies are - about the size of a large marble at birth, a ping pong ball at three days and an egg at ten days). I chose instead to draw Baby Wagner at age 12 months where he'll surely begin his racing career in shifter karts, apparently while naked with the exception of his pair of DC's. Also, the shade of melanin may vary from practice baby to real baby.